
ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
its all fun and games until the actually scoring starts, then it’s fucking war
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
I’m pretty sure the only votes we’re going to get is if someone dials a wrong number.